Melbourne, Mr & Mrs Han, Peeps

Ok i know this is probably masa terlampau already to blog about my trip down to Melbourne. Just some update on Aussie and my trip to visit Mr LMF.

Since no one update the blog. Neither do we want it to be dead. I shall update on this

Let's see what was my holidays like: club 4 times (around there), han's house, drink like shiat, wine tasting, shisha, dinner in the mountain where its fugging cold, Zoo (LOL), bong(Awesomeness), played frisbee half naked tipsy midnight 7 degrees temperature.

I random sort out the pictures la. I woke up dam early la the day. Scared miss the flight ma. Well my ticket for one way was AUS 14 bucks man one way before tax. With tax around 40 bucks. Cheap like fuxx, but I had to travel down to the Gold Coast to take.



This was the "AUS 14 bucks one way ticket" airport. Tiger Airways.



Place called Carnegie. Was having some asian food.



Mrs Han and Perryn, Jen's friend



LOL, Vern and Origins and some peeps that err.... one was my ex classmate, and another one cant remember. After that, Vern brought me to some bar la. Armadale beer - best one I ever tasted.


I stayed at Bjorn's house for the first night and then head to Han place. Yes, this was my breakfast, lunch and dinner.


Yarra Valley. Fucking nice place man. Great scenery. I love it. Visited some vineyards, had some wine tasting.








Cibai





We clubbed three days in a row. LOL. Macam anti club after that.





Skiiiii. Jen's friend Wai Mun came to visit as well la.



Rainbow on the double



Shisha - AUSD 19 bucks! Malaysia RM 13


This was a new club called BLOWFISH.


Ok, i was coming back on that morning from city. And I ter-bumped into Xue Min lol. Apparently, she just arrived on that morning. Kinda shocked to see her. Anyway, this was at Monash Clayton, frigging big campus.


Wai Mun took this. Crown Casino dam huge la. Brisbane one like kanasai man.


Night scenery super awesome also la.


Han & Jen's friends. I think is Charlene and Shyna or something.


Nights when we had excessive alcohol.


Skii. Awesome. Apparently, we kinda like to drop down and hit the ice. There was once, I fell and my face was like skied with the ice la like "Along Came Polly" the Ben Stiller face rubbed on the man's hairy chest. Sam u should know.


The Famous Rod Laver where the Australian Open Tennis were held. We went there for So U Think U can Dance. Have no idea who were all the dancers.





Werribbee Zoo. Xiao and Desiree was with us.




Basically, Melbourne city is freaking big la. U come to Melbourne then after that Brisbane. Like London go to Laos like that.

Ok here comes my first strip club lap dance experience..

One of the last night, I wanted lap dance la. Saw one stripper was hot, wanted a dance from her. But walow, walk fast like Maverick run in futsal. Then cibai LMF went to find one camel stripper for me. She was like half a head taller than me la. OK nvm. So she danced. LOL SMELLED LIKE GOAT MILK. She sat on me, WOOHOO. HEAVY LIKE SHIT. LAP MUSCLE ALMOST CRAMPED. Mahai, some more she stepped on my toe and tripped twice and told me that this never happen before. =.=

Ok the funny thing when a stripper giving u a lap dance. LOL u dont know what face expression to like express. Dont know whether u should stone there like u never see boobs before, or should u give the asian horny look, like your tongue keep rubbing your lips.... ahahaha. That point of time I was like Shit, wtf should I do. Plus she gave me the look like she was going to give me some shit kind of spanking on the ass.

Overall, the trip was super awesome la. We got fined in the tram for not buying tickets. But I got appealed. Phew~~

Peace.