Awesome pickup lines XD

Orite.. as teh latest ex bangla blogger i feel obliged to share this recently found knowledge with the rest of my homommies..

Since i don't go club as much as u people.. i feel like i should play a part since i won't be there much.. here are some lines u people should try out once a while =)..

P.S. Try at your own risk. This lifeless moderator will not be held responsible for any facial injuries or loss-of-father's-day-privileges.... =D

let's get it going~~!!! P.S. female replies in brackets~~

--OMG.. was that an earthquake? or did you just ROCK my world?

--Are you from tennessee? no? weird.. cos ur the only TEN i see..

--Are you a magnet? i find myself helplessly attractecd to you..

--Giant polar bear. (What?) It's an icebreaker.. Hi.. my name is...

--You know what? You look a LOT like my next girlfriend....

--You look like my 1st wife!! (how many have you had?) None...

--If looks could kill, u'd be a weapon of mass destruction..

--Do you have any rasins? no? how about a date?

--My buddies over there said that i wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar.. wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

--Do u have a fever? Or are you always this hot?

--Man.. ur so hot u should have ur own warnings on the weather channel..

--POOF!! (what are you doing?!?) I'm here, now what are your other two wishes?

--Can i take a pic of you, so i can show santa what i want for my next xmas...

--Do you have the time? (the time is ____) No, the time to write my number down..

--I don't know if ur beautiful of not, i haven't gotten past ur eyes yet...

--You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection..

--Do u have a plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you..

--Life without you would be like a broken pencil.... pointless...

--When i saw you from across the room, I passed out and hit my head on the floor... I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance reasons..

--I was blinded by your beauty so i'm gonna need your name and number for insurance reasons..

--Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then i guess u know what i'm here after..

--Were you a scout? Because u sure have tied my heart in a knot..

--Hi.. i'm Mr.Right.. somebody said u were looking for me..

--Are you lost? Heaven is a long way away from here....

--Ur so hot, i'm getting a tan standing next to you..

--Excuse me, i think you have something in your eye.. (really?) Oh sorry my bad, it's just a sparkle..

--Are you a parking ticket? (what?) you got FINE written all over you..

--I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

--Aren't you tired? You've been running through my mind all day long..

--I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (no?) Well then, please start..



I'm sure there are a LOT more.. there are just a few random generated ones ahahaha...

SO... the next time any one of you guys go clubbing.. try it out and let me know whether it works ya.. =D

EX-Lifeless out~

Lifeless Iz teh new moderator!!!

Bonsoir mon amis, je suis lifeless, and I'M TEH LATEST AND NEWEST AND LIFELESS-EST MODERATOR OF THIS BLOGGIEEEE WHEEEEE =D

So.. 1st impression is alwiz the best rite? so let's start with the best impression i can make.. SINCE captain gay already gave such a touching memorial for our friend cal who died left for aus to upgrade his brainz.. I shall blog about the actual farewell =D

SO.. he left at 9.20am on sunday morning.. and we (me, sean, zach, alvin, julian, other-ppl-whose-names-slips-my-mine-at-the-moment) stayed over cal's place to chill and hang for one like time before he dies leaves.. guess what.. me, alvin, julian and cal's uncle ended up playing mahjong for like 6 hours through the night, and cal fell asleep.. SAD STORY.. LOLOLOL.. anyway.. enough words.. let's get the pictures =D

Saw the emo-ness...

Emo...

EEEEeeeeeeEEEeeeeee.....

ZOMG TEH MAVERICK IZ FIRIN HIZ LAZRRRRR!!!

"I'm leaving.. piss on u, u sonnavabichh"

"Cal.. make sure u find some ang moh chick at least THIS tall... taller than ur ex.... XD"

"my brother is leaving..... means imma gonna be sleeping aloneeee..... =("

"Stare wat stare? Piss on u too, u sonnavabitchh.."

"OMG CAL.. just GO already.. SIEN WEIHHHH"

Teh familie...

And teh fwenz~

Damn. I make an awesome gf... HAHAHAHA

Cal.. remember.. u owe me 23 cents...

EH cal.. OPEN UR EYES u freaking asian... XD

Oh noess.. me is teh laz pehson left in 15/2D =(

Woof woof bow wow..

cal... HEEENNNN NOOOOB WOHHHHHHH....

dota.. no more... dota... noo......

Go.. just go.. i guai lan..

ok cal.. i'll take a pic looking like u..

Now pinch my nipples.. just pinch it.. one last time......

and again.. OPEN YOUR EYES u effing asian...

THERE.. was it THAT hard???

We are bread eating, black wearing, cam whoreing posers...

EX UNITED~!!!

We will all miss you... so don't forget the memories u have with us =D

With sam..

With sean...

While fat...

While biking..

While constipating smiling like a retard.. =)

ANDDD... last but not least........ xD

Futsal Is on This Friday 20/2/2009

WOI, Ex sekalian. We haven't played futsal for a long time already... .at least it seems

So this FRIDAY futsal on k!

This will be the first futsal without calvyn, but in honour of his absence we still must carry on the fire of the EX~

TQ

Reply to me to confirm

U one, same place
4.00 same time

BONJOUR!

Hey guys!

Oh 12 hrs of travelling ALONE @@

Like kera sumbang like that... well definitely a bad bad bad fine idea to travel alone.

Children over here sleep at 8pm ZOMG. My cousins.







And my 3 years old cousin. LOL


EX will always be an EX. Just like Maverick will always be Maverick *wahaha world is not that peace anymore*

Wind Of Change

The farewell of Mr. Tan Calvyn certainly was a touching and memorable event. Who would have known the day after Valentines certainly was a very eventful one.

Although having said that, his departure certainly aroused some questions within this once close knitted group called EX.

Though i hate to point it out but here are the few things i dread to see happen to us in the future.
Here are the would be's:

Would it be just Hi Hi Bye Bye friends,
Would we use the phrase "Long time no see" more often considering that there is just fewer reasons to meet up.
Would we not have anymore futsal on Friday
Would we be so consumed with our daily studies and work untill we too tired to do anything else.
Would we Would we............
What would we be seriously.....


So the wind is changing and which direction will it be blowing towards? Are you like a kite and float adrift neglecting our once treasured friendship and strong bonds or would you be a sponge and absorb the moisture in the air to be heavy enuff to fight off the odds and stick together thru watevea whenever.

P.s. This is not an emo post, this is just some questions i've been asking myself as tears ran down on the day He left us...

You will always be remembered in our hearts... Once a EXtreme always will be.

Untitled

13/2/2009

Happy Birthday Sammie Boi


Tmw No futsal.

Sorry for inconvenience

All make it to Cal Cal's Party!

In the ayer ayer!
everybody say Heyyo!

OK ok, listen up peeps and batangs-batangs sekalian.

you all know this guy rite?



Sorry... wrong pic... What i mean is this


(sorry cal, just had to put this pic before you fitness-first)


Anyway, this hobo sleeping is goin to have a farewell party cumshot bbq party at his crib this coming Friday.

Means no futsal... T_T

Anyways, bring your hommies, your pancakes, your farewell girls gifts for this fellow up here so he finally open his eyes with super excite k!




Or not he'll end up looking stone like this!



Peace. RSVP with cal cal 012-3389062

Merci Beaucoup

Oh yes. More Futsal

വാtക (Futsal)

Thaipusam we are playing Futsal!!!

4pm

U One

Clubbing Feast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLUBBING TIME BA-BE!!!!!!!! MAKE IT A BLAST EX!!!!!!!

As we all now, cal would be leaving soon for Australia, and i would like to have a small farewell party for all of us before he leaves..

Would love everyone to attend this occasion, cause it's saturday night!!!! no excuses given!!!

It's happening at Quatro, Avenue K (opposite KLCC)

When??

7th of february..

time??

9pm meet at sam's place till early morning...

Time Machine

Balls. Can make tomorrow futsal at 3.00pm?

Cause i got dinner at 7. PLS PLS PLS. Just an hour earlier. Those who cannot come on that time let me know..

3.00pm (Dun worry, it will still start at 3.30)

U One

Present is mandatory.

Its gonna be a bomb. GAZA!!! STRIKE TO THE END.

FUTSAL!!!!!

ladies and gents... trannys and Captain Gay... LETS FUTSAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

time will be at around 4-6, day? I don't know... Thursday? Friday? You tell CapGay....
Please state your free day at the box A.S.A.P ===>

Zephere out~