The Australian Pie (not so)

So I was like looking forward to this Australian Pie la. lol, kinda excited.. Then Sean (LOL) fetched me down to the ferry terminal. We have to catch the ferry to the island, called Conrow Courb (I think).

The place that we stayed in was dam nice man. The only thing is Sean called his friends, I was expecting its gonna be good shit la. But his friends were from Gold Coast and only Grade 11 ( 16 years old, I know, I'm not Andrew). So like, cant really fit into their convo la sometimes.


This was from the balcony.










The place where we stayed in. Sick place man.. SICKKKK (lol Andrew u will get it)

The first night drink like mad lo. But lol, I didnt get drunk. I drank like almost close to 15 to 20 bottles of beer? tolerance increase! I was telling Sean, "Hey mate, lets give a Malaysian vs Irish drinking". He said " fuck yeah, Oh u dont wanna fight with the Irish". In the end, he threw up. HUHU asian power! And the schoolkids, drink abit went to sleep d. Dam chibai.



So the second day, we went to this place to set up the what do u call some fire shit la. To set up fire basically. Its illegal, can kena fined 10k if caught.



Yes this is Sean lol. And my face was spastically spastic.


The AFL (Australian Footy League) final was on that day. Quite interesting la the footy, but the game was like 3 hours. Watched until can sleep literally. So again, the only asian at the bar. I think if I just yell Aussie sucks, RIP TAN CALVYN 1989-2009

So that night, we went to that fire place.


OK. This blonde simply bring evidence that why there are dumb blondes. In one sentence la, i think can count up to 5 fucks. E.g. hey fuckers, i fucked everyday with my fucking ex boyfriend. I dont give a fuck about any fucking thing. She dam annoying man. seriously. Everyone was like shut the fuck up blonde bitch (in the heart).

And her best line was... She was finding her cigarrettes la. Then he asked all of us :"Does anyone saw my cigarrettes?? Are you fucking shitting my dick right now?

YES her best line was :"Are you shitting my dick right now" (plus the australian accent) sometimes its dam funny. ROFL.

and lol, for that 3 days, she was walking in bikini everywhere every time. LOL. free show sial.


We throwed like 6 cans of butane containers into the fire then chow. haha. seriously dam super loud man the explosion. AWESOME!

Ok and these were the high school kids. I came back with them in the ferry. Thought was gonna be weird la, but I managed to fit in and talked to the girl in the middle. LOL. and again, before i left, the blonde went Are you shitting my dick right now.



There goes my first Australian Pie.

AND MAHAI I LOST AT THE QUARTER FINALS AGAIN TO THE BLOODY SAME TEAM. WTF!