My tits might be glued to my chest... Im so scared @.@

Hey ladss..

FUTSAL on Saturday 4 p.m.

Last one for me and sam. So please guys and dog. Make sure that u'll be there.

New Years Eve PArtieee

dont' think we wanna go to the curve for the lame ass fireworks and wait there so long that our asscracks start to sweat. ALso dont' wanna bump into policemen trying to get a fast buck putting up roadblocks after the countdown party!


This time, lets just have some house party people!
GEt some finger food, some chichas, booze and some bongs and have a great time!! woot!


venue at my dearest beloved "jagi" crib.
party starts at around 9 plus plus lor... Dont' be a bitch, call me!

F-U-T-S-A-L-I-C-I-O-U-S

Well Lads,

Futsal tomorrow? MONDAY 4PM U ONE.

GET YOUR ASS THERE.

Being a Bitch is a significant role to PLAY =) keeps me thinking whole night

OMG what happened to this bloggie??

Alright lads, allow me to "alive"kan this sweet memoir place on earth with our antique non-organizableeee futsal plans again.

How do I begin? (hmmm......)
























Nice try...

MONDAY is a lucky day

4p.m

We got one new player from Melbourne but its actually imported by Han Wei from Singapore. (I sounded like Win Keat the likear, "S" that sounded like ASS, AER ASSSIA, SUUU GER)

p.s: those of u that cant read England properly. Just so you know, just refer to the english dictionary to find out what the LARGEST AND REDDEST word meant from the blog. And U will know what am I trying to say about.

p.s.s: Or just ignore me cause cant read England means u dont know what are the LARGEST AND REDDEST word means also.

JUST CALL CALVYN FOR FUTURE HAHAHAHAHAHHA ALMOST THE SAME.....further info.

This Friday....IMPORTANT!!!

er guys....

now i need to know what's the plan... i just called up singapore and i told them to cancel the reservation... but i have to pay penalty of 50 ringgit only to make a new reservation... it's better we share the 50 then we share the 100...@@

now new place i found... now need to confirm how many staying on

friday to saturday.. one night

the price varies liao now... cause now not many staying... please please... we are only 2 days away... haiz... don't so tidak apa... i dont want to hear anything or anyhow... it's either yes or no... so later tonight can hang out in cal's place to shi sha??

Silent Sound, Silent Leg, Silent Phone, Silent Shoes... Silenceeee FUTSAL TIME NOT REALLY SILENCE BECAUSE SOUND IS NEEDED

GUYS. TOMORROW (TUESDAY) FUTSAL U ONE 4 TO 6pm OK?

PLEASE BRING YOUR BRAIN, LEGS, BALLS, DICKS TO U ONE (BEHIND SUMMIT WHERE ACTUALLY TURE BURNED DOWN BEFORE)

BEST REGARDS,
MALEX MERGUSON

The Party Of The Year!!!

as you all guys know... the party's in a few days time... so now please listen up!!

and currently we're short of vehicles... the only way now is to take a bus down... but if we take a bus down we will head straight into sg...

two options now

1) leave on the 11th... we get more time to visit the place but our pockets sakit and shung travel alone...

2) leave on the 12th... shung gets to travel together with us, we save more money but we would be tired like hell....

please let me know by tomorrow and have the courtesy to call or message me pls..

people whom i expect a call or a message at least:
1)Sean + Kelly
2)zach
3)alvin
4) julian
5) ??
6) ??
7)Myself

sam who is the two more???

This week ZoukOut

I wonder when you guys will be going, issit on Friday Night or Saturday Morning.
Because I have stupid test on 10-11am Saturday morning =.=

So if you all could wait for me to "gao tim" the test that would be great.
Or else I would have to go on my own =(

Pls let me know ASAP facebook, msn, sms or any ways cause I think I will have to get my own transport there if no one wants to go on Saturday morning.
If really can't then maybe.... I'll have to get "M.C" jor.
Hopefully go and take the replacement test IF THERE IS for that stupid 1 hour test.

-Shung.

A Match

Errm I want to ask you guys,
this Thursday night 10pm onward, if there would be a match with 25-30 age people, would you all make it?
They'll come to YouOne for us.

Pls respond.

-Shungz

WOI!!!! CAN SOMEONE PLS REPLY TO THIS POST!!!!

read the title.... @@



FUtsal on the 24th evening can?? same place same time... can can??? need to try out new shoes... haha!

Itenarary On The 26th canceled but 24th and 25th still on!!!

OK LISTEN UP PEEPS!!!

on the 24th would be the day that "beloved" TAN CAL CAL comes back from Aussie... Touching back down at around 5am... so he has got around 8 to 10 hours to rest before partaying!!

Let's come up with some options on what to do on his first day of arrival!!!

1) Futsal??

2) Club??

3) Shisha??

4) Drink 9 9 till you drop??

ok i need some suggestions ya!!

On The 25th.. let's have football and then in the evening let's head to mist Club.. haha!!!

GET YOUR ONLINE GAMES RELOADS VIA MOL POINTS AT FTZ ASIA.NET

wanna 2012 tomorrow? : ) roar probably around 9:15pm kay? YIHAU U PROMISE TO COME AGAIN RIGHT? :D love u sladar muax muax...

az matchz withz doctorsz

can'tz rmbrz whenz iz lastz setz footz herez. norz evenz thez timez iz lastz postz anythingz.

this is my official letter to quit EX. lolz nolahz. justz wantedz toz askz whetherz couldz wez playz futsalz onz az diffz dayz =( iz reallyz missz playingz futsalz withz youz allz lahz.

andz alsoz, ifz youz allz arez upz toz itz, navinz extendedz anz invitationz forz usz toz goz playz withz somez IMU teamsz. apparentlyz theyz arez veryz goodz. soz yeahz.. arez yallz upz forz az challengez ahz?

ifz yallz arez, iz canz fixz thez datez. iz shallz putz itz afterz calz comesz backz orz smtz lahz.

weeez. iz feelz deprivedz ofz futsalz. =(


try reading the above alound lol. zpaztic.

NUE REN CHUN! WIN KEAT HAHAHA AIR ASIA DONT LOVE SEAN KINGSTON

Hey lads,

WUWUWUWU PN.WU YEH LOONG WANTS TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

WELL, Gan Cunt make a suggestion of flying UP..... HUHUHU UP THE MOVIE SO CUTTEEE ZOMG. to Langkawi before xmas.

Maybe we go around the 16th of Dec for 3 days. AND GET DRUNK AND GET FUCKEDD SICKKK..

So how guys??

This week's match and future fixture.

* Denotes ‘away’ fixtures

31.10.09 ROUND 7

4:00pm PKGH TIGERS v DUMC
5:10pm G TA FC v SAMBA FC
6:20pm E RANGERS v SPORTIVO FC
7:30pm* B SUNWAY FC v GTA FC
________________________________________


07.11.09 ROUND 8

4:00pm* PKGH FC v GTA FC
5:10* DUMC v E RANGERS
6:20* SAMBA FC v GTA FC
7:30* B SUNWAY FC v SPORTIVO FC
8:40* E RANGERS v SAMBA FC

21.11.09 ROUND 9

4:00pm* E RANGERS v B SUNWAY FC
5:10* DUMC v PKGH TIGERS
6:20* GTA FC v SPORTIVO FC
7:30* SAMBA FC v DUMC
8:40* SPORTIVO FC v PKGH TIGERS

28.11.09 ROUND 10

4:00pm* GTA FC v E RANGERS
5:10* PKGH TIGERS v B SUNWAY FC
6:20* SPORTIVO FC v SAMBA FC
7:30* B SUNWAY v DUMC

Sun 29.11.09 ROUND 5 (re-scheduled for 17.10.09 ..... D E E P A V A L I .....)

@ SPORTS PLANET Sunway
(start times)
3:00pm SAMBA FC v SPORTIVO FC
4:10pm DUMC v B SUNWAY FC
5:20pm PKGH TIGERS v E RANGERS
6:30pm* GTA FC v DUMC


05.12.09 CHALLENGE CUP

Challenge Cup to be decided by Top 4 Teams play-off
Challenge Bowl to be decided by bottom 3 Teams play-off

I've highlighted our match time.
P/S: There is one day where we will be playing against DUMC, they currently UNBEATEN.
So pls help.

This week coming matches should be only ONE match instead of TWO.
There will be someone who stays in ss19 that can pick us up and take us to Klang if transportation will be a prob.

-Shung

2moro's league

2moro's league, match time is 5pm.
Who's in?

NO MORE BANGKOK!!! OH GOD!! BUT......

WELCOME TO PARADISE, GOOD GUYS GO TO HEAVAN, BAD BOYS GO TO PATONG!!! ANYWAY, IF WANNA GO KRABI ALSO CAN.. SIMILAR PRICE...

i was scrolling through my email with sean last year, and guess what we went on the same dates as last year!!! fucking shit!!!

PUSSY ISLAND HERE WE COME!!! YES AGAIN.. WE'VE DECIDED JUST NOW....

well there are some people not going though, sam... sad...

anyway.. the air tickets are still almost the same price..

well cheaper by a hundred though... haha! but this time we fly on MAS!!! haha!

Flight:
It's only RM480 for a return ticket!!

Depart, MH790, 16 DEC, Wednesday, 1715pm
Return, MH787,21st DEC, Monday, 1030am

Air Asia is RM423, difference is RM60, so let's fly on MAS!!!

Accomodation:
SEA BLUE PHUKET GUESTHOUSE.. SEAN HERE WE COME AGAIN!!

RM100 PER PERSON FOR 5 NIGHTS!!! (DORM OF 10)

PLACES OF INTEREST:
BANGLA ROAD!!

TOTAL SPENDING:
RM500 AIR TICKET AND TRANSPORTATION
RM100 ACCOMODATION
RM700 SPENDING OVER THERE!!!

IN TOTAL RM1300

UPDATED VERSION ON BANGKOK DANGEROUS!!!

Frequently Ask Questions...... win keat this is for you...

Ok guys i've check almost everything in bangkok and even memorised the roads already(only near patpong and sukhumvit la, bang cock not yet)

Transportation:
RAIL
SUBANG > KLIA or LCCT (i'll let you know why later)

we'll take KTM to KL sentral then change to EXKL A.K.A ERL or SKYBUS

FLIGHT:

ok we've got two options, one is that we take MAS or AirAsia, prices are similar but i encourage to take MAS cause dam a lot of things to eat.. and can none stop order.. haha! Prices are listed below:

Airasia:
Depart, 16DEC, Wednesday, 1150am, AK738
Return, 21DEC, Monday, 0925am, AK735

RM548nett

MAS:
Depart, 16DEC, Wednesday, 1515pm, MH782
Return, 20 DEC, Sunday, 1955pm, MH781
or
Return, 21DEC, Monday, 1415pm, MH789

RM560nett (choose either return also still same price)

On Ground (Bangkok):
Tuk Tuk, Taxi, MRT, our legs

Accomodation:

TBC by this sunday... but room rate would be around 250ringgit to 300 ringgit for 5 nights.. we would be getting some place near patpong or sukhumvit... currently i'm gathering all the information i can from my hotel management friends in bangkok so please constantly check for updates of accomodations..

Confirmed accomodation (quotations below are based on 12 person sharing fee)
1)RM300 per person for 5 nights inclusive of breakfast @ IMM Fusion Sukhumvit Hotel, 2 person per room.

2)RM255 per person for 5 nights inclusive of breakfast @ HQ Hostel, one dorm of 8, one dorm of 4.

Places of interest:

1) Patpong, Sukhumvit, Soi Cowboy and many many more.... haha! AGO-GO LAND!!! HAHA!!!

2) CHeap beer and booze...(consider place also right beer??haha)

3) mostly everywhere...

TOTAL ESTIMATED COST:

RM30-RM40 for transport from subang to KLIA or LCCT (round trip)

RM600 for Flight ticket (return)

RM250-300 for accomodation (may be included with Breakfast)

RM600 for SPENDING!!!
RM800 to be safe

ToTal Heart break.... phew... around RM1740

TIME TO CRACK SOME BANK!!!

Credit card swiping ass technique is a form of friendship

HEY bitches,

Alright our black HawKINGS has came out with the finalized plan for our cant-wait-to-suck-some-pussies Bangcock trip.

Two options that we can choose from

1. Air Asia

Depart on the 16th Dec, Wed, 11.50 a.m (AK 738)
Return on the 21st Dec, Mon, 9.25 a.m (AK 735)

RM548 nett

2. MAS

Depart on the 16th Dec, Wed, 3.15 p.m (MH 789)
Return any date after that

RM560 nett

So yeah bitches, again to let him do his orgasm, he needs you guys to spare him with the info

Name as in passport

DOB

Expiry date of passport

Passport number


Fees are approximately RM550. So stop fucking hookers.... and save alright??

So if u bitches want to save up so that u can bang some thai hens, please pay to the Great Black asap as the price will increase like how Superman is saving Batman from becoming Sean Kingston.

Confirmation latest by this coming Sunday if not u soon see u got your mouth farted with his ever increasing mass of 619 fats...

DO IT!

BANGCOCK

Hey lads,

You guys must be wondering why the heck am I the one that is blogging about this.. because I am filled with hype to go and bang some cocks pussies in Bangcock!

The Black have decided that we go to this












BANGKOK MOTHER F@@Kers

Yeah!! and guys we have to really pay as soon as possible as the price will just rise up and make everyone cry or feel the pain when your face is on mave's asshole.

Mave will do the orgasm with all the tickets arrangements and he needs all these info to satisfy his picky "shit u mave, u fucking cunt" fantasies.

Name as per passport:

Date of birth:

Expiry of passport:

Issuing country: of course malaysia

Passport number:

Price will be around RM500 to RM600. So start digging your bank money and stop finding hookers so u can save money.

He kindly giving away his hotline, or should I say suckmycock line for him to make the arrangement.

012-657 i need some cream on my tits 2362

Is going to be a mad, shit and whatever u can add in EX trip.... Who's on???!

Black is calling all his cholos to give him the info on friday night yum cha.


Last but not least, Teck Weng I know u want some of this girl



DICK!

you know you love me, xoxo

Change Of Plans!!!!!

GUYS!! please this is our one last chance..

Final destination (don't worry we won't end up like the show)

It's either Koh Samui or Pattaya...

Go check out this link.. it's cool...

http://home.planet.nl/~toela006/

25th NOVEMBER 2009

25TH NOVEMBER 2009

FUTSAL IS ON!!!!!!!!!!

VENUE : U ONE
TIME: 3PM T0 5PM

NO EXCUSES!!!!!

who got excuse, will get kill

Year End Trip Confirmed!!!

HERE WE GO!!!

ok to those who didn't attend the yum cha session just now, just want to let you know that we've confirmed the date and place

12th of december to 13th of december (1 night only)

We'll be heading to singapore to attend a once a year party in zouk out, so to those who are interested please contact sam right away as han wei needs to get the tickets A.S.A.P!!

Cash needed roughly around RM300 to be on the safe side

Accomodation and transportation would be updated later on.

16th of december to 20th of december (5 days 4 nights)

During this period of time, we'll be heading to BALI!!!

for this i estimate we bring around RM1000, it would be sufficient cause according to keat zhai it is cheaper compared to what we've spent in phuket last year.

Flight tickets buy later on, after when we confirm on how many people would be going. but as i've stated in my previous post, the air ticket price ranges from 400 to 600 ringgit depending on the availability and seasonality.

Accomodation would be settled by me, costing for accomodation plus transport would be posted up later on after i've done my research.

Thank you!!!

OFFICIAL YUM CHA SESSION

Tomorrow Yum cha session in Canai to discuss year end trip

Things we need to get it confirmed A.S.A.P.
1) When exactly Han wei is coming back?
2) What is the exact date of our departure?
3) Who's going to Singapore and who's not?
4) Are we going to Bali or not?
5) If Yes, Who's going to Bali and who's not? (I doubt)
6) If Not, Then where do we go?
7) Buy the ticket in a group or not to?
8) Many Many more questions, so tomorrow please attend

Compulsory to attend yum cha session, especially EX-ians
1) SEAN
2) sam
3) julian
4) Yi hu
5) teck
6) CJ
7) Yung
8) Shi wei
9) Ryan
10) Shung
11) Zach
12) Alvin aka Meepo
13) Win keat
14) MYself

So everyone listed must try to make it ya!!!

This saturday the league is still on

This saturday the league is still on, is either we go to sunway first or we go straight there to klang.
Help needed

-Shung

The Australian Pie (not so)

So I was like looking forward to this Australian Pie la. lol, kinda excited.. Then Sean (LOL) fetched me down to the ferry terminal. We have to catch the ferry to the island, called Conrow Courb (I think).

The place that we stayed in was dam nice man. The only thing is Sean called his friends, I was expecting its gonna be good shit la. But his friends were from Gold Coast and only Grade 11 ( 16 years old, I know, I'm not Andrew). So like, cant really fit into their convo la sometimes.


This was from the balcony.










The place where we stayed in. Sick place man.. SICKKKK (lol Andrew u will get it)

The first night drink like mad lo. But lol, I didnt get drunk. I drank like almost close to 15 to 20 bottles of beer? tolerance increase! I was telling Sean, "Hey mate, lets give a Malaysian vs Irish drinking". He said " fuck yeah, Oh u dont wanna fight with the Irish". In the end, he threw up. HUHU asian power! And the schoolkids, drink abit went to sleep d. Dam chibai.



So the second day, we went to this place to set up the what do u call some fire shit la. To set up fire basically. Its illegal, can kena fined 10k if caught.



Yes this is Sean lol. And my face was spastically spastic.


The AFL (Australian Footy League) final was on that day. Quite interesting la the footy, but the game was like 3 hours. Watched until can sleep literally. So again, the only asian at the bar. I think if I just yell Aussie sucks, RIP TAN CALVYN 1989-2009

So that night, we went to that fire place.


OK. This blonde simply bring evidence that why there are dumb blondes. In one sentence la, i think can count up to 5 fucks. E.g. hey fuckers, i fucked everyday with my fucking ex boyfriend. I dont give a fuck about any fucking thing. She dam annoying man. seriously. Everyone was like shut the fuck up blonde bitch (in the heart).

And her best line was... She was finding her cigarrettes la. Then he asked all of us :"Does anyone saw my cigarrettes?? Are you fucking shitting my dick right now?

YES her best line was :"Are you shitting my dick right now" (plus the australian accent) sometimes its dam funny. ROFL.

and lol, for that 3 days, she was walking in bikini everywhere every time. LOL. free show sial.


We throwed like 6 cans of butane containers into the fire then chow. haha. seriously dam super loud man the explosion. AWESOME!

Ok and these were the high school kids. I came back with them in the ferry. Thought was gonna be weird la, but I managed to fit in and talked to the girl in the middle. LOL. and again, before i left, the blonde went Are you shitting my dick right now.



There goes my first Australian Pie.

AND MAHAI I LOST AT THE QUARTER FINALS AGAIN TO THE BLOODY SAME TEAM. WTF!

Our Possible Year End Trip To Bali, Via SG For 2 Nights!!!

Two possible options for our year end trip. ANYWAY THE TRIP IS NOT CONFIRM YET, I’ve done some checking on my own.

OPTION 1
11/12
RM74 one way KUL - SIN
AK705
Depart – 1000
Arrive – 1055

13/12
RM384.12 one way SIN – DPS
QZ8491
Depart – 1645
Arrive – 1915

19/12 18/12
RM322.44 one way DPS – KUL RM277.12 one way DPS – KUL
AK363 AK363
Depart – 1355 Depart - 1355
Arrive – 1700 Arrive - 1700

TOTAL: RM780.56 RM734.24

OPTION 2
11/12 – 13/12
RM213 return KUL – SIN – KUL

KUL – SIN AK705
Depart – 1000
Arrive – 1055

SIN – KUL AK704
Depart – 1405
Arrive – 1455
13/12 – 19/12 13/12 – 18/12
RM534 return KUL – DPS – KUL RM495 return KUL – DPS - KUL
KUL – DPS AK366 KUL – DPS AK366
Depart – 1700 Depart - 1700
Arrive – 2010 Arrive - 2010

DPS – KUL AK363 DPS – KUL AK363
Depart – 1355 Depart - 1355
Arrive – 1700 Arrive - 1700

TOTAL: RM747 RM708

Prices are as of today, 24/09/09. Please take note that prices may fluctuate due to Air Asia’s promotion period/Peak period/Popular Demand and etc.

SAND STORM

NOT SAND KING LA

Today I woke up and saw this.......


This not that bad yet. But the sky was like freaking orange. Apparently its some sand storm that stormed (LOL) Brisbane and Sydney.

I never seen this shit before. Its hazy yes... But orange color.


The sun weih. Some blue beam like an anus.



On my way to uni.



This was on the bridge. Cant see shits.

Zomg its end of September. Just 2 more months or so till I come back. Wheeeee~~~

I've been eating shit dinner every time like now, bread and jam + butter cause run out of brain cells to think what to cook. If u cook with friends or housemates then still not too bad la. But cook alone really .... erm how to describe = you felt like shit cooking alone eating self-cook food and when u dunno how to cook you ended up eating shits that you cooked =)

Next week HOLIDAY! AUSTRALIAN PIE =)

Update about Julian and Yung Fei birthday please. I got an idea for u guys and Julian.

ASK A CAMEL TO LAP DANCE ON HIM.

MOST RELIABLE STRIKER and LOWYAT FORUM MAN

HEYYA GUYS....

Since tomorrow is the birthday of our MOST RELIABLE STRIKER & LOWYAT FORUM MAN , lets all save our dinner time slot empty for our MOST RELIABLE STRIKER & LOWYAT FORUM MAN kay?

Im still making arrangements here and there but yeaaaaa!! lets like meet up in YIH HOUSE padang at 630pm and celebrate our MOST RELIABLE STRIKERs' & LOWYAT FORUM MAN birthday okay?

Cooooool? :D

After dinner plans that one we decide tomorrow kay? after the dinner celebration of our MOST RELIABLE STRIKER & LOWYAT FORUM MAN.

So yea, if anyone of u feel the urge like mine to say the very addictive word again, lets all do it again and say : MOST RELIABLE STRIKER & LOWYAT FORUM MAN!!!

wuuuuhuuuuuuuuuu~~~~ jus kidding kay juju and lickylicky! <3

Futsal ON this saturday~

Futsal is on this Saturday~ 19th September 2009
Same Place, same time. Be there k!

Reply to confirm k!

Awesome Notice

Someone lost his ring at the uni's toilet. LOLZOMGWTFBBQ

So how is the church futsal going on? I actually gonna have my own futsal tournament as well in two weeks time. And then the week after next I'm gonna have another one which I will be playing for a Singaporean team against two Malaysian teams. LOL. world peace.

10 days and counting till holiday! and the Australian Pie! lol.... I will post about my trip.

Miss ya guys. xoxo

My church league and next week match.

First of all I would like to invite you guys to join the league that I've mentioned 2 weeks ago,
The league is until early December, the good news is we get to play futsal for free and we get to compete with skillful players. Bad news is, is kinda like every Saturday the our match is from 4pm-8pm depending on our fixture. At most we will have about TWO MATCHES.
Bad news is we will have to travel to Klang.

We will be playing for my church, currently I know that WE(Ex) do not have a keeper, but the church team does have one, he's quite agile and SERIOUS keeper, and can charge our like Andrew.
So if EX in Malaysia could go FULL FORCE, it will make my this year a really great year to remember. I do hope that we could at least have a few of us join this, we do not have to worry if our attendance is not consistent because we already have a team already, so basically we DO HAVE SUBS.

So for those interested I will be needing ur IC for registration.
The League has already started, and we've already lost to the group of indian they got 1-2 subs where we have more than them XP.
The SIZE of the court is as big as the one in SS18 padang bawah, and is 5 on 5.
The one who will be in charge of managing our team and I has propose a match this coming Saturday 19/09/09 because the church team has just formed and never really play with each other before. But nevertheless inside already have a mini group of about 5 I think who are like us.

So my request is simple, will you guys join? Pleasseeeeeeee.....

From Shungz

First Futsal AFTER 7 MONTHS

Oh gosh, today was my first futsal in Aussie since I came here. Why la? Last semester I was antisocial kinda didn't know that there are futsal courts here la. My friend, which is Helen, friend, which is Simon called me for it. So FULL OF EX FUTSAL SPIRIT........ PLAY!!!

So we got 4 teams la... I was teaming with Simon, Dave, Michael and Hussain. Went there, surprisingly only 5 Australians there. The rest Asian, i think HK and others la cause I overheard them speaking in Canto. LOL even though my canto like kanasai, I still can recognise what language they were speaking. Or I could be wrong =__= But they sounded canto to me. So who give a shit?



Teammates. The grey shirt guy is Simon, lol he played like Julian *butcanscoregoalpunyajulianomgjulianpleaseforgivemeonthiscausehe
reallyplayslikeyoufirsttimeiseehimplayremindsmeofyoucheersmate*



This is the court la. Can see like wooden floor... Nice place, clean. And OMG LA got BLOODY WHAT U CALL THAT S-M-O-K-I-N-G H-O-T RECEIPTIONIST a.k.a counter person WEIH. Celaka U One one, like Ah Pek wan.



*cibai I saw buttcrack*

Ok. So its like which ever team reaches 2 goals will change team. Game 10 mins. This game time damn efficient wan, got ppl always keep track on time. Not like ours, 10 mins like effing 100 mins. My team won almost every single game, only like one draw i think? And my scoring streak still ok la. 6 goals. Sorry no double digit this time, Andrew.

First 2 games, 4 goals all from me. Cheh. AND I LOST MY STAMINA SOB SOB... There was one goal is mahai terlalu can ketawa like shit sampai itu seluar boleh jatuh, bukan "londek", jatuh atas lantai sambil mop mop the floor. Ok la, the defender passed the ball to me. So I was at the half way line la, then I saw lo two people running towards me. Then after that one began to slide man, LOL THIS IS NOT RUGBY U KNN. Nvm, so i stopped the ball, then the "slider" le slided his own team mate. LOL in front of me, U SAY U CAN TAHAN CANNOT LAUGH AR? So I tahan and went up and scored

So far quite satisfied la with my first futsal because GOT THE SMOKING HOT RECEIPTIONIST, everytime felt like flexing my muscles when i walked pass her still got some form la on scoring.

But if EX comes and plays, I guaranteed 100% Lembu Tulen that we can win 10 games out of 10. Pure THRASH!

Hope to play more! And love u guys, miss ya

CALCALBANGBANG

Clubbing on Saturday night!!! 5/09/09

Ladies (Got ah?) & Malatlous (A lot i guess...)

Tomorrow the 5th of september we go club ya!!

Venue: Maisons

Time: 11.30pm

Meet up time: 9pm

Meet up venue: 8.30pm in Z's house, then 9.30pm in Bukit Bintang (Yum Cha First, cause i just finish work)

Please spread the word during futsal...
er Sam can help tell CJ, Win keat, Alvin, teck weng ah??
Z help tell whoever you wanna call bah.. oh dani! and sean this time no excuse ya.. must come!!

Let's partay!!!!

For more info please ask through chat box ya...

Futsal on! September 5th!

Futsal on on on!

Melbourne, Mr & Mrs Han, Peeps

Ok i know this is probably masa terlampau already to blog about my trip down to Melbourne. Just some update on Aussie and my trip to visit Mr LMF.

Since no one update the blog. Neither do we want it to be dead. I shall update on this

Let's see what was my holidays like: club 4 times (around there), han's house, drink like shiat, wine tasting, shisha, dinner in the mountain where its fugging cold, Zoo (LOL), bong(Awesomeness), played frisbee half naked tipsy midnight 7 degrees temperature.

I random sort out the pictures la. I woke up dam early la the day. Scared miss the flight ma. Well my ticket for one way was AUS 14 bucks man one way before tax. With tax around 40 bucks. Cheap like fuxx, but I had to travel down to the Gold Coast to take.



This was the "AUS 14 bucks one way ticket" airport. Tiger Airways.



Place called Carnegie. Was having some asian food.



Mrs Han and Perryn, Jen's friend



LOL, Vern and Origins and some peeps that err.... one was my ex classmate, and another one cant remember. After that, Vern brought me to some bar la. Armadale beer - best one I ever tasted.


I stayed at Bjorn's house for the first night and then head to Han place. Yes, this was my breakfast, lunch and dinner.


Yarra Valley. Fucking nice place man. Great scenery. I love it. Visited some vineyards, had some wine tasting.








Cibai





We clubbed three days in a row. LOL. Macam anti club after that.





Skiiiii. Jen's friend Wai Mun came to visit as well la.



Rainbow on the double



Shisha - AUSD 19 bucks! Malaysia RM 13


This was a new club called BLOWFISH.


Ok, i was coming back on that morning from city. And I ter-bumped into Xue Min lol. Apparently, she just arrived on that morning. Kinda shocked to see her. Anyway, this was at Monash Clayton, frigging big campus.


Wai Mun took this. Crown Casino dam huge la. Brisbane one like kanasai man.


Night scenery super awesome also la.


Han & Jen's friends. I think is Charlene and Shyna or something.


Nights when we had excessive alcohol.


Skii. Awesome. Apparently, we kinda like to drop down and hit the ice. There was once, I fell and my face was like skied with the ice la like "Along Came Polly" the Ben Stiller face rubbed on the man's hairy chest. Sam u should know.


The Famous Rod Laver where the Australian Open Tennis were held. We went there for So U Think U can Dance. Have no idea who were all the dancers.





Werribbee Zoo. Xiao and Desiree was with us.




Basically, Melbourne city is freaking big la. U come to Melbourne then after that Brisbane. Like London go to Laos like that.

Ok here comes my first strip club lap dance experience..

One of the last night, I wanted lap dance la. Saw one stripper was hot, wanted a dance from her. But walow, walk fast like Maverick run in futsal. Then cibai LMF went to find one camel stripper for me. She was like half a head taller than me la. OK nvm. So she danced. LOL SMELLED LIKE GOAT MILK. She sat on me, WOOHOO. HEAVY LIKE SHIT. LAP MUSCLE ALMOST CRAMPED. Mahai, some more she stepped on my toe and tripped twice and told me that this never happen before. =.=

Ok the funny thing when a stripper giving u a lap dance. LOL u dont know what face expression to like express. Dont know whether u should stone there like u never see boobs before, or should u give the asian horny look, like your tongue keep rubbing your lips.... ahahaha. That point of time I was like Shit, wtf should I do. Plus she gave me the look like she was going to give me some shit kind of spanking on the ass.

Overall, the trip was super awesome la. We got fined in the tram for not buying tickets. But I got appealed. Phew~~

Peace.

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i'm proud of u.. peace out =D

Viva la EX..

Sry guys, feeling all nostalgic and emo..

I'll admit it, i miss u all like hell... sigh...

Viva la EX

EX united,
where my heart and soul lies;
My pillars of strength,
for which my heart longs and cries.

EX united,
separated we shall be,
across majestic oceans,
across the mighty sea.

Separated by large gaps,
in US, Australia, UK maybe;
but once EX forever EX,
like initials carved on a tree.

The brothers I grew up with,
always there when I need them;
Always there to lend a crying shoulder,
a cheerful smile, a helping hand.

Sean, our caring captain,
Sam, the clubbing master,
Yihaur the purple dinosaur,
Winkeat , and his famous likear.

Teckweng, our EX pet dog,
and zachary the Jay chow lover;
Think that that’s all?
oh no, there’s plenty more after.

Maverick our future chef,
Shungz the RO player;
Cj the Sarawak f*ck,
Julian the 1^st EX book publisher.

Robbee the lameass crapper,
Ricky the laoyat moderator,
Ryan, the badminton master,
Dani, our malay ambassador.

Not forgetting those overseas,
Vern sheng, Hanwei, Tan calvyn;
Even those that came and left,
like Ian, Albert, or Navin Peow Pin.

These people I’ll never forget,
So much we’ve been through;
From graveyards to road trips,
My lame, funny, insane and stupid crew.

EX once was, EX still is,
EX forever will be;
1st in my heart,
after God and family.

One thing for sure,
that will never ever change;
Nothing can split us apart,
however far the distance, however far the range.

Don’t forget me, I humbly ask,
promise me to help me relax;
EX, united forever and ever,
Never forget that, VIVA LA EX!!

BBQ anyone

so long since we had a nice bbq party...
Since i'm on hols and that day we party at kelly's place was quite fun.
I was thinking how bout having a bbq mayb next saturday or somethin at her place?
just a suggestion

Drew's Farewell Dinner

GUYS!!!

Try make it for drew's last dinner k...

It'll be nice, bla bla bla bla bla and more blas...

Place to Meet: Andrew's House

Time to Meet: 7pm Sharp... Please no Malaysian time(half serious, half jk)

Venue: TBC

Amount of money to bring: Not quite sure, around 30 to 40 should be safe...


So yea.. Please attend yea for this once in a last time dinner.. hmm?

Footie Friendly

Make sure you all get your kicking boots on...

Come this Saturday morning as early as yes i mean! 8.00pm
we'll be having friendly cum farewell match for andrew against TITANS!

Now lets all try to make it one more final time be4 our keeper leaves for the USNA!